BACHELOR PARTY HYPNO-ENTRANCE

 

 

ACT I

 

INT. A BRITISH STYLE PUB, EVENING

 

A group of bachelors assemble for a bachelor party…

 

SIMON

Hey Neil, you really think you’re

ready for this? I mean, that ole

ball and chain can get really heavy

at times, or so I hear…

 

CURT

Yeah. And Diane is already so top-heavy

if you know what I mean…

 

The group laughs hysterically

 

NEIL

Oh shut up man! Like Joy is any better!

Speaking of top-heavy, where are the

strippers? They should have been here

by now!

 

DINO

Who wants more Tequilla?

 

The group cheers indiscriminately at the suggestion

 

NOAH

The strippers are comin’ at midnight.

But there’s another surprise comin’

up before they get here!

 

DARREN

Dum-dee-dum-dum-dum…

 

MITCH

Great, great – that means the strippers

Won’t be here for another hour and a half!

 

CURT

Chill man – I’m sure Noah took care

of things. So what’s this surprise dude?

 

JOEL

The surprise is the strippers are really

hookers – I’ll bet you anything!

 

NOAH

No man, but you wish! HA!

 

DARREN

So what then? Why are you being so

secretive? What’s the big deal, is

J-Lo comin’ or somethin’?

 

NOAH

Alright, he should be here any minute

so I might as well tell you. My buddy

Chaz is a stage hypnotist, right? So I

figured it would be fun to…

 

NEIL

A hypnotist? Noah, you got a

hypnotist for my bachelor party?

 

CURT

This should be fun! (Sarcastic)

 

JOEL

It could be, if the strippers participate!

Guys, I was hypnotized once at my cousin’s

wedding – it’s cool!

 

DARREN

No one’s hypnotizing me!

I ain’t gonna be no chicken!

 

NOAH

Guys, it’s cool, Chaz is amazing!

 

Neil pulls Noah aside.

 

NEIL

Noah, I don’t know about this? Hypnosis

and crap like that, makes me kinda nervous…

 

NOAH

Why?

 

NEIL

I dunno man! Wait I do know. Comics.

 

NOAH

Comics? What…?!

 

NEIL

I used to collect them growing up. I

actually still have the collection somewhere.

Anyway, there were tons stories in there

with a hypnosis theme and those always

fucked me up the most!

 

NOAH

What do you mean?

 

NEIL

Well, it was usually the bad guy who

was the hypnotist, right? And all the

comics portrayed being hypnotized the

same way – you know, that sort of

“Yes Master” brainless-zombie thing? I mean,

Superman was hypnotized dozens of times

 and made to do all kinds of stuff!

 

NOAH

Neil, you’re not Superman,

and this isn’t the comics!

 

NEIL

I know man. It just creeps me out is all!

 

NOAH

Chaz is super cool. You’ve never met

him – so I’ll introduce you when he comes

in and you guys can talk – you’ll see, he’s

totally harmless. He’s not some evil hypnotist!

 

SIMON

 

Walking like a sleepwalker towards Noah & Neil

 

Master? What do you command?

 

NEIL

Very funny Simon!

 

NOAH

Actually that’s a pretty accurate

rendition of the comic-book

hypnosis-thing we were just talking

about!

 

NEIL

Yeah, good one Simon!

 

Simon is standing very still, vacant-eyed

 

NOAH

Yeah, you can snap outta it now!

 

NEIL

Simon, go away!

 

SIMON

Yes Master!

 

Simon walks away still in mock-zombie mode, then bursts into laughter as Chaz enters the bar.

 

NOAH

Oh, hey, Chaz is here!

 

NEIL

Whoopee!

 

DARREN

Hey Noah, is that the big hypnotist?

 

NOAH

Um, yeah guys, this is Dr. Chaz Foote…

 

CHAZ

Uh, correction, one more year of

residency until it’s official…

 

NOAH

Chaz, this is Curt, that’s Darren, Joel, Mitch’s

the red head over there. Simon’s right behind

him and Dino is at the bar

with Neil, the groom-to-be, and if I’m

not mistaken, Peter stepped out to buy

some smokes.

 

CHAZ

Hey guys!

 

NOAH

Hey, come, I’ll introduce you to

Neil, he’s kinda nervous about

hypnotism…

 

CHAZ

Oh? We can fix that!

 

Chaz removes his coat and hands it to Noah

 

NOAH

Yes sir. (Blandly)

 

The two walk toward the bar

 

CHAZ

Ah, Neil, may I offer you my congrats!

Marriage is a big step, I do so envy you!

 

NOAH

Neil, this is Chaz, Chaz Foote!

 

NEIL

Hi, Neil Winters,

nice to meet you.

 

CHAZ

A pleasure! May I sit?

 

NEIL

Be my guest!

 

DINO

What are you having?

 

CHAZ

Whatever Neil’s having!

 

NEIL

I just finished my fourth beer, but

I guess I can have another! What the

hell right? I’m getting married!

 

DINO

Coming right up!

 

NEIL

So, Chaz, how long have you been

doing this hypnotism thing?

 

CHAZ

Ever since I was a kid – I was

always fascinated with it…

I used to hypnotize my

brothers all the time!

 

NEIL

Really? I was always creeped

out a little by it!

 

CHAZ

So I take it you’ve never been

hypnotized before?

 

Chaz adjusts his ring at Neil’s eye level.

 

NEIL

Nope. And I don’t know that I wanna be...

 

CHAZ

You know, it’s no different than

when you get really engrossed in a movie-

You kinda go into a light trance… your eyelids

begin to close a little, you feel sleepy,

very sleepy, following my voice, listening

to my deep voice taking you deeper, and

deeper and deeper into that abyss of sleep…

So relaxed and at peace… hypnotized…

deeper and deeper until you sleep!

 

Neil’s head slumps forward

 

DINO

(Incredulous) Wow! Is he…?

 

CHAZ

Hypnotized? Yes he is hypnotized Dino.

Pretty cool huh? Yup, he’s

Hypnotized…hypnotized…hypnotized…

It’s like a lullabye word, isn’t it, Dino?

 

DINO

Huh, wha?

 

CHAZ

Have you ever been hypnotized Dino?

 

Chaz takes out a light-pen from his pocket

 

Look at the light Dino, that’s it!

Deeper and deeper. Just relax…sleeeeep!

What’s your lullabye word Dino?

 

DINO

Hyp—nah—tize!

 

Dino’s head slumps forward in sleep

 

NOAH

Chaz, no one’s noticed yet!

 

CHAZ

Neil, Dino in a moment you will

walk to the backroom and wait for me

there. You will stay in this relaxed

state all the while. With each step you

will find yourselves going deeper into sleep.

Do you understand?

 

NEIL/DINO

Yeth…

 

CHAZ

Now – go!

 

The two walk quietly towards the backroom of the small bar.

 

NOAH

What are you gonna do with them?

 

CHAZ

Noah, come with me!

 

NOAH

Yes sir.

 

Cut to:

 

 

INT. THE BACK ROOM, MOMENTS LATER

 

CHAZ

Now, my three sleepy heads,

I want you to sleep deeper…deeper,

And deeper – as I push on your shoulders

You will fall deeper and deeper into

Hypnotic sleep – so deep…

 

Chaz pushes down on Noah’s shoulders and he faints gently to the ground.

 

NOAH

Uughh…

 

CHAZ

Now you, Neil, deeply hypnotized, and

Dino too, deeply hypnotized…

 

Chaz takes a moment to admire his work – three men lying on the floor totally under his power.

 

CHAZ

Now boys, with your feet, I want you

to kick off your shoes, you will all

feel ten times more relaxed without

shoes on… OBEY! And relaaax…

 

(The guys kick off their shoes in unison and immediately slump even deeper into the floor).

 

Now, I am going to remove your socks…

As I do, you will be even more relaxed,

falling deeper and deeper and deeper into

my power – you are all my hypnotic slaves

now – you must obey me!

 

(Chaz yanks off Noah’s socks, then Neil’s, then Dino’s, again taking a moment to admire the helpless pile of men before him, now barefoot. He positions the men’s bare feet atop each other, crisscrossing them so as to compare them in their vulnerable, inter-tangled pile).

 

 

 

                            CHAZ (Cont’d)

Well it looks as though Noah’s got

the biggest dawgs, Neil, what size

are you feet?

 

NEIL

(Sleepily) Size eleven…

 

CHAZ

Dino – what size are your feet?

 

DINO

Eleven… a… half.

 

CHAZ

And Noah, we know wears a size twelve

and a half. Isn’t that right Noah?

 

NOAH

Yes sir.

 

CHAZ

Now all three of you, Dino, Neil and

Noah, you will repeat after me: I am

Barefoot. I am ready to receive commands!

 

NOAH/NEIL/DINO

I am barefoot. I am ready to

Receive commands.

 

CHAZ

Excellent my three slaves!

Now listen to me… your pants are very tight!

They are cutting off circulation to your

Upper body. You must loosen your pants.

Undo, your belts, unbutton, unzip – anything

To get comfortable again. Now very slowly,

I want you to open the flies on your pants…

 

The three sleeping men, move in slow motion to comply with Chaz’s request.

 

CHAZ

Now, Noah, your body is paralyzed from the

Waist down. You have no feeling below the

Waist. Is that clear?

 

NOAH

Yes sir.

 

(Chaz reaches into Noah’s opened pants and with a few jerks and tugs, manages to expose Noah’s flaccid penis. He pulls it out of his boxers, leaving it to rest limply on his opened jeans).

 

CHAZ

Now you’re turn Dino. Your body is paralyzed.

You cannot move. You cannot feel anything. You

Are frozen, aren’t you?

 

(Dino’s body becomes ever-more rigid in compliance).

 

DINO

Yes…!

 

(Chaz reaches into Dino’s crotch, finally getting hold of his limp penis, he exposes it much like he did, Noah’s moments before).

 

CHAZ

Someone’s got a lot of man-hairs on them, don’t

they Dino? You’re a hairy son of a bitch, aren’t

you?

 

DINO

Hairy…

 

CHAZ

And now, the groom-to-be! Neil, feel

your body becoming more and more aroused! Every

Muscle in your body is tightening, getting

heavier, listening to my voice, going deeper…

deeper. Yes, you are so turned on Neil!

 

(Neil’s penis begins to rise on it’s own, through his opened fly as Chaz continues to deepen his hypnotic state).

 

CHAZ

Now, isn’t this pretty!

(Chaz takes a moment to admire the three men before him, their penises exposed, their eyes open, yet completely vacant, and their bare feet piled atop each other like that, they looked so deliciously vulnerable).

 

CHAZ (Cont’d)

We’ll have time to play with your

feet and other body parts later.

In a moment you will all awaken. You will

put your shoes on, but you will leave

your socks with me!

You will not realize that you

are missing your socks. Is that understood?

 

DINO

Yeaah…

 

NEIL

Yes…

 

NOAH

Yes sir.

 

(Taking one final look for now, Chaz moves up the line of men, putting their cocks back into their pants and doing them up. There was still a whole party of men in the other room that he had his sights on…)

 

Cut to:

 

***

 

 

INT. THE BAR, MOMENTS LATER…

 

JOEL

Hey there they are – where did you

guys disappear to?

 

NOAH

Ran out of Buds…

 

DARREN

So are you gonna hypnotize us or what?

 

NEIL

I thought you didn’t want to be

hypnotized Darren!

 

 

 

CURT

That was before we bet him $100 that

he would go under in less than ten

 minutes!

 

CHAZ

I would say five minutes if I had to guess!

 

CURT/SIMON/JOEL

Ooooh!

 

NEIL

C’mon guys let’s give him a chance!

 

CHAZ

Darren? You wanna come with me?

 

DARREN

Huh? Where?

 

CHAZ

Just out back – we’re gonna see what

kind of a subject you’ll make!

 

DARREN

What are you gonna do to me?

 

CHAZ

Just some relaxation exercises –

Pre-hypnosis tests is all.

 

 

DARREN

Just don’t go turning me into no

farm animal ok?

 

CHAZ

Deal! Hey, do you like zebras?

 

Chaz joked as the two walk toward the back room.

 

CURT

Hey Darren…! Sleep well!

 

 

 

DARREN

Yeah you wish! This dude ain’t

gonna hypnotize me, I promise you!

Get that hundred ready man!

 

INT. BACK ROOM – MOMENTS LATER

(Darren and Chaz enter the room together)

 

CHAZ

Now Darren, why don’t you have a seat?

Put your feet up and relax.

 

(Darren puts his feet up on the desk as instructed)

 

DARREN

No funny stuff though, ok?

 

CHAZ

What, like swinging this watch

in front of your eyes?…

 

DARREN

Oooh, I’m soo sleepy! (Sarcastic)

 

CHAZ

Watch the swinging amulet of gold

back and forth, that’s it,

with your eyes, back and forth,

keep watching the swinging mass of gold

and you will do as you are told!

 

DARREN

Hey...this…is… really… hap…

 

CHAZ

Deeper Darren, sleeeep! Your eyes,

magnetized to the watch – sleeeep!

 

DARREN

Fuck, sl…so…sleepy

 

CHAZ

That’s right Darren, so sleepy!

Even deeper – go deeper, as

you focus on my voice, you want

to obey my voice… obey…obey!

 

DARREN

O…bey…

 

Darren’s head slumps forward in sleep

 

CHAZ

Kick off your shoes Darren, as

you do, you will feel one hundred

times more relaxed than you are now.

 

Darren kicks off his huge sneakers

 

DARREN

Uughhh (His entire body goes limp)

 

CHAZ

That’s right Darren, you are so relaxed

now, so deeeeply relaxed… you can feel

your socks coming off your feet – but this

too deepens your trance – freeing your feet

is so relaxing, isn’t it?

 

DARREN

Yeah… my feet…

 

CHAZ

And what huge feet you have! Darren,

what size are your feet?

 

DARREN

Thirteen and a half.

 

 

CHAZ

Now Darren, open your eyes wide! I want

you to look into the light! Look deeply

into the light!

 

DARREN

Ugh…

 

CHAZ

Now Darren, you are a robot. I am

Programming you right now – your voice,

you can speak Darren and you can hear me!

 

DARREN

Hear you…

 

CHAZ

You are a robot Darren, you will speak

Like a robot!

 

DARREN

I – am – a - robot!

 

CHAZ

Now sit up straight robot!

And obey your master!

 

DARREN

Sit – up – obey!

 

CHAZ

Darren, I am connecting your wires

Now, your body and mind will soon

Be completely under my power. Even

after I wake you up when I say the

phrase – sleepy slave, you will

fall back into my power, is that understood?

 

DARREN

Sleepy slave... yes.

 

(Chaz puts Darren’s white socks over his ears and ties them at his scalp).

 

CHAZ

Now, you are almost ready my robot slave!

Let’s see you walk. Stand up erect Darren!

 

DARREN

Stand up!

 

(Darren stand to military attention)

 

CHAZ

Let your arms rise in the air –

The tips of your fingertips are magnetized

to me Darren, come now, follow me. You

are sleepwalking. You are a robot. You

must obey your master!

 

DARREN

Must obey my master!

 

(The two walk into the main bar, Darren following Chaz).

 

CHAZ

Alright boys – here is your friend

Darren the robot – and I believe I

Did it in under ten minutes.

Come on Darren… come!

 

DARREN

Come…

 

A blank faced Darren emerges from the backroom, socks on his ears, barefoot, with his arms outstretched, he is walking towards Chaz like a zombie.

 

JOEL

Holy Shit! Darren man, look at him!

 

MITCH

He’s pulling our legs!

 

NOAH

No guys, Chaz is amazing, he can

hypnotize anyone!

 

JOEL

Geez, look at him, he’s like a freakin

zombie!! How deeply is he under?

 

 

 

CHAZ

You wanna see how deeply?

Darren, freeze!

 

DARREN

Yes master.

 

NEIL

Yes master? Noah, what’s going on?

 

NOAH

Darren’s hypnotized!

 

NEIL

I can see that! But what’s with

this “yes master” bullshit?

 

NOAH

Neil?

 

NEIL

Yeah?

 

NOAH

Sleepy Slave!

 

NEIL

(Head slumps forward)

Uggh…

 

JOEL

Wow, this is nuts – obviously Chaz

hypnotized Neil back there.

Hey what about you Dino? You were back

there with them too!

 

DINO

No one fuckin hypnotized me, no fuckin

way man, I would know If I were

hyp-no-tized…hypnotize…hypnotize…

 

Dino’s head slumps forward

 

 

PETER

Hey dude, can you hypnotize me to

stop smoking?

 

CHAZ

Sure thing, Peter, is it?

 

PETER

Yeah man, hey how’d you know my name?

 

CHAZ

Peter, I want you to sleep!

 

PETER

(His head slumps forward)

 

CHAZ

I met Peter at the convenience store…

 

JOEL

Shit this is amazing! Hey Chaz, who

else have you hypnotized here? Not me,

right?

 

CHAZ

No Joel, I haven’t tried to hypnotize

You, Mitch, Simon or Curt… but if any of

You are interested, I’m open!

 

SIMON

No offence man, but I don’t wanna be

that!

 

Pointing to Darren

 

CURT

Hey guys, lookit – Darren’s got his socks on

his ears! I just noticed! What a fruit!

Does anyone have a camera?

 

CHAZ

I do, but it’s in my car!

 

MITCH

Hey, wait a minute! Look at Neil and Noah!

They both don’t have socks on!

They had to have had socks on before!

 

JOEL

No shit! And Peter and Dino too!

They’re all sockless! Hey Chaz, what

the hell have you been doing to our

buddies’socks?

 

CHAZ

Nothing I won’t soon be doing to yours

Joel! I know you’ve been hypnotized

before…

 

JOEL

Yeah, at my cousin’s wedding, years ago!

 

CHAZ

And more recently, a few weeks ago

with Noah here. Remember?

 

JOEL

Noah… yeah, Noah tried to hypnotize

me! Hey what the hell is going on here?

 

CHAZ

Sleepy boy Joel!

 

JOEL

Yes master!

 

Joel stands to robotic attention, his conditioning obviously intact.

 

CHAZ

Take off your shoes and socks Joel!

 

JOEL

Yes Master! (Joel complies eagerly)

 

CHAZ

Now, Mitch, Simon, Curt – you three

are next!

 

CURT

Ok, this is fucked up! Snap them out

of it man, c’mon wake them up!

 

SIMON

It’s like they’re statues or something!

 

CHAZ

Yes, they are all my statues Simon,

as the three of you will soon be…

 

MITCH

NO! I don’t want to be hypnotized!

 

CHAZ

Attention slaves! Get Simon, Mitch and

Curt – now!

 

DARREN/NEIL/NOAH/JOEL/DINO/PETER

Yes Master!

 

(The six men jump atop the three others).

 

CHAZ

(Chuckling to himself as his six men overpower the three remaining men)

Oh yeah, wrestling is sooo hot!

 

CURT

What the fuck is going’ on?!! (Petrified)

 

MITCH

You won’t get away with this, you

freakin’ perv, ow! Get off me!!

 

Darren and Neil are now holding Mitch down.

 

SIMON

What the hell do you want from us?!

 

CHAZ

Do you have any brothers Simon?

 

SIMON

Yeah, three, so?

 

CHAZ

I want you to hypnotize your

brothers, Simon, and I want you

to do it tonight!

 

SIMON

You’re fucked man!

 

MITCH

(Struggling against Neil and Darren)

Let go of me!

 

CHAZ

Patience Mitch, I will command Neil

And Darren to get off you once you’re

under my power, not before!

 

MITCH

Dream on psycho!

 

CHAZ

Look deeply into the light Mitch!

 

MITCH

(Closing his eyes) NO! I ain’t gonna

let you do this to me!

 

CHAZ

Slave Darren, force Mitch’s eyes open!

 

CURT

Don’t listen to him Darren, leave Mitch

alone!

 

DARREN

Yes - Master!

 

MITCH

No!

 

CHAZ

Watch the light Mitch, that’s it –

now you can’t stop looking at it,

right – it has glued your attention…

it makes you soooo sleeeepy…

 

SIMON

Mitch! Don’t listen to him, fight

it man! Fight it!

 

MITCH

…fight.. (sleepily)

 

CHAZ

You cannot fight it Mitch.

No, Mitch, sleeeep, you must sleeeep!

Deeper and deeper under my power,

you’re body is relaxing now, isn’t it?

 

MITCH

Yehth…

 

CHAZ

Mitch, the only word you are able

To say is “hypnotize”. You will keep

Repeating it, until I order you to stop!

 

MITCH

Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize.

Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize. Hypnotize.

 

CURT

No man, no way!

C’mon, Dino, Peter, wake up!

Get offa me!

 

CHAZ

You’re last Curt, lucky you!

You get to watch me put Simon out

Of his misery!

 

CURT

Fuck you! (He spits in Chaz’s direction)

 

SIMON

You might be able to hypnotize me

but no way will I ever hypnotize my

brothers for you man, forget it!

 

CHAZ

Slaves Noah and Joel?

 

NOAH/JOEL

Yes Master?

 

CHAZ

Force Simon’s eyes open!

 

NOAH/JOEL

Yes Master!

 

SIMON

You won’t get away with this

Shithead! I’ll get you!

 

CHAZ

Yes Simon, get you nice and sleepy,

See the bright, flashing light?

You’re eyes are forced to it,

aren’t they? Deeper Simon, that’s

it! It’s hypnotizing you, you know

it – you’re so relaxed now…

 

 

SIMON

Relaa

 

CHAZ

Take off his shoes and socks

Joel my boy! NOW!

 

JOEL

Yes Master!

(Joel removes Simon’s shoes and socks, leaving them at his side).

 

CHAZ

Neil, as the groom to be, I think

it’s only appropriate you be given

the honor of taking off Mitch’s shoes 

and socks! Now slave!

 

NEIL

Yes master!

 

Neil takes off Mitch’s shoes and socks

 

CURT

Fuck man, what is your problem

with feet? You got some kind of

fuckin’ fetish you freak?

 

CHAZ

Good question Curt – since it’s only

a matter of seconds before you get one

of your buddy’s feet up the ass!

 

CURT

Forget that man! Mmmmgh! Get

offa me!

 

CHAZ

You know, I think I’d like to render

this one barefoot before I begin! Joel,

Noah, Darren, Neil, hear me – you can leave

Mitch and Simon – they are sufficiently

under my power – come, remove Curt’s

shoes and socks!

 

(The four men rise mechanically and move toward Curt and Chaz)

NEIL/NOAH/JOEL/DARREN

Yes master!

 

CURT

No guys, get off me! Get off!!

 

(The four friends strip Curt’s feet of shoes and socks and then freeze alongside him, as if awaiting further orders).

 

CHAZ

Curt, you are the last of your

friends to be enslaved – what do you

have to say?

 

CURT

You’ll pay for this you bastard!

You’ll never get away with this!

 

CHAZ

You have cute feet Curt – but soon

I’ll be admiring your entire naked

body, not just your feet!

 

CURT

FUCK YOU!

 

CHAZ

On the contrary Curt,

Fuck you! Look deeply

into the light… deeper, deeper…

it makes you sleepy…sleepy!

 

Cut to:

 

INT. THE BAR – TEN MINUTES LATER

 

(The men are lined up in a straight line – all are standing at attention, blank looks on their faces, all are deeply hypnotized, but still fully clothed but for shoes and socks).

 

 

CHAZ

Now men, I want to know, which of

You have brothers in this city? Joel?

 

JOEL

Yes Master – my brother’s name is Owen.

 

CHAZ

How old is Owen, Joel boy?

 

JOEL

Twenty five master.

 

CHAZ

You’re going to hypnotize Owen tonight,

is that understood?

 

JOEL

Hypnotize Owen tonight. Yes Master.

 

CHAZ

What about you Curt? Any brothers

You can hypnotize for me?

 

CURT

Yes Master. My brother is only eighteen

though master... (Some resistance is still

detectable in his voice)

 

CHAZ

That makes him legal – you are also

going to hypnotize your brother for

me tonight. What is his name?

 

CURT

Ad… Adam master.

 

CHAZ

You will hypnotize Adam tonight.

Repeat that for me Curt!

 

CURT

I will hypnotize Adam tonight.

Yes Master!

 

CHAZ

Mitch, do me a favor?

Look into this light!

 

MITCH

Hypnotize…hypnotize…hypnotize…hypnotize…

 

CHAZ

That’s right Mitch, you are

hypnotized. I forgot you were still

repeating your mantra. You can stop now Mitch!

But you will obey my every command!

Do you have any brothers, Mitch?

 

MITCH

No sir…

 

CHAZ

Pity. I always like the redheads!

That’s it Mitch – sleep! Now, when I

count to three Mitch you will remove

your shirt! 1-2-3! NOW!

 

Mitch stumbles at first but after un-buttoning the first few buttons, he pulls the shirt over his head like a sweater, discarding it on the floor at his bare feet).

 

CHAZ

Now, Simon and Joel – I want you

to take off your shirts too. Obey me!

 

JOEL

Yes Master.

 

(Joel and Simon remove their shirts almost in unison)

 

CHAZ

You have a nice chest Simon!

Darren, Noah remove your shirts!

 

NOAH/DARREN

Yes Master.

 

(Noah and Darren remove their shirts)

 

CHAZ

Now, the rest of you, I want you

to do the same – remove your shirts,

Neil, Dino, Peter, you will go

deeper into hypnosis after you take

off your shirts!

 

(The three men take off their shirts and then resume their attentive stance – At this point all seven men are standing shirtless, shoeless and sockless in a straight line, awaiting further orders like army recruits)

 

CHAZ

So who has the nicest chest of

the group? Dino, Peter you two win!

Oh yes! Dino, do you work out?

 

DINO

Four times a week…

 

CHAZ

Dino, why don’t you take off

your pants?

 

DINO

(Confused) …My pants?

 

CHAZ

Yes Dino, obey!

 

(Dino looks as if he is struggling against the command. He does not rush to comply with the order).

 

DINO

I don’t…

 

CHAZ

Peter, take off your pants!

 

PETER

Yes Master!

 

(Peter removes his pants without even flinching).

 

CHAZ

Now Dino, look into my eyes…

 

(Chaz walks right up to Dino, grabbing him by the shoulders and pulling his gaze closer to his own…)

 

DINO

(He only slightly looks away, but is soon subdued)

No, I…

 

CHAZ

What’s your lullabye word, Dino?

 

DINO

Hyp – nah – tize.

(Dino’s head slumps forward onto his chest)

 

CHAZ

Take off your pants now Dino!

(Speaking like a dictator)

 

DINO

Yes sir!

 

(Dino unbuttons his jeans, lowers them and finally steps out of them).

 

CHAZ

Darren, do you wear boxers or briefs?

 

DARREN

Boxers.

 

CHAZ

Show me slave boy!

 

DARREN

Yes Master.

 

(Darren removes his pants much like the others – in sleepwalking mode).

 

CHAZ

Now, the rest of you, Simon, Mitch,

Neil, Noah, Joel your pants are

coming off – undo your pants, all of you!

 

SIMON/MITCH

Yes sir.

 

JOEL/NOAH/NEIL

Yes Master.

 

(The men are now in their underwear standing, ever alert, awaiting further commands from Chaz)

 

 

CHAZ

(Grabbing Simon’s penis through his briefs)

Now Simon, these three brothers of yours –

What are their names, and how old are they?

 

SIMON

My older brother Richard is thirty-three.

My two younger brothers Sean and

Taylor are twenty-two.

 

CHAZ

Twins?

 

SIMON
Yes sir.

 

CHAZ

You want to hypnotize Taylor and

Sean don’t you?

 

SIMON

Not really…

 

CHAZ

Yes you do Simon. Your dick is

getting harder thinking of it!

I can feel it, see?

 

(Chaz grabs Simon’s penis and pulls it out of his jockeys, exposing his semi-erect member).

 

SIMON

I…er…no…!

 

CHAZ

Yes Simon! See your penis

Peaking through your briefs –

You must be turned on!

 

SIMON

I can’t…

 

CHAZ

Simon, look into my eyes and

Repeat after me…

 

 

SIMON

Ugh…

 

CHAZ

I am going to hypnotize Sean

and Taylor…

 

SIMON

I am going to hypnotize Sean

and Taylor… but…

 

CHAZ

But what Simon?

 

SIMON

…don’t… know how to hypnotize…

 

CHAZ

We’ll correct that Simon. By the time

I’m through with you, you will be an

excellent hypnotist! So, you will

hypnotize them and bring them

to me, is that clear?

 

SIMON

I…uh…

 

(Chaz tightens his grip on Simon’s penis)

 

I… yes master!

 

CHAZ

Now, I don’t know why we’re keeping

your underwear on at this point, not

with such excitement brewing…

 

(Chaz pulls Simon’s underwear down, Simon doesn’t flinch)

 

CHAZ

Now Noah, why don’t you step out

of your underwear, since we’re all

getting naked here, you’ll find it

perfectly natural, right?

 

NOAH

Yes Master.

 

(Noah steps out of his underwear)

 

CHAZ

Oh yes, Noah, such a lovely dick you’ve got!

Why not show me how hard you can get

it Noah?

 

(The professor bends down and gently blows on the tip of Noah’s circumcised penis).

 

NOAH

OH!! Yes Master.

 

CHAZ

Who’s next? Oh what the hell?

You are all so relaxed you just

want to be naked – take off your

underpants, Neil, Mitch, Peter, Darren,

Curt, Dino –obey me!

 

(The rest of the men step out of their underpants, somewhat clumsily).

CHAZ (Cont’d)

Now, have any of you ever had

Sex with a man before?

 

The men remain silent.

 

 

NOAH

Yes master, I have had sex with

you sir!

 

CHAZ

Very good Noah and you liked serving,

your master like that, didn’t you?

 

NOAH

Yes Master.

 

(Noah’s penis is at complete attention now).

 

CHAZ

Is that it? NO one here has ever

had sex with another man? Mitch?

 

 

MITCH

No sir.

 

CHAZ

Darren?

 

DARREN

No master.

 

CHAZ

Curt, Dino, what about you two?

 

DINO

No.

 

CURT

No master.

 

CHAZ

Well this is disappointing. Simon,

Joel  - neither of you have had sex

with men before?

 

SIMON

No.

 

JOEL

I once jerked off with a few

guys sir. Does that count?

 

CHAZ

Almost Joel my boy! But not quite.

What about you Neil?

 

NEIL

No sir.

 

CHAZ

Neil, you’re getting hard! How

cute your little pecker is when it

stands at attention like that!

 

NEIL

I…er… I dunno…

 

CHAZ

You have quite the small penis for a guy

Your size Neil! How tall are you and how

much do you weigh?

 

NEIL

Five eleven. 155 pounds.

 

CHAZ

And you wear a size eleven and a half shoe!

Boy, you’re not proportioned are you slave?

 

NEIL

I…I…

 

CHAZ

And let’s see, fully erect, I’d guess

Your dick size to be, what, six inches, max?

 

NEIL

Yes master.

 

(Chaz approaches the groom to be, standing on his bare feet, he grabs Neil’s erect cock and begins swinging it back and forth).

 

CHAZ

You like being hypnotized Neil,

don’t you?

 

NEIL

Scares me…

 

CHAZ

No it doesn’t Neil, it turns you

on – your penis is hardening as we

speak – you are completely under

my power.

 

NEIL

…under your power…

 

(Neil’s expression becomes even more blank as he repeats Chaz’s last few words)

 

CHAZ

Now Neil, why were you so afraid

of hypnosis, tell me!

 

NEIL

…Comics. Scares me…

 

CHAZ

Comics? What do you mean?

 

NEIL

I… it scared me to be under someone’s

power like that… like in Super-Hero

comics n’ stuff.

 

CHAZ

Like you are now?

 

NEIL

Yes.

 

CHAZ

Neil, listen very carefully to me…

 

NEIL

Listen…

 

CHAZ

You are so turned on being hypnotized

that you want to share it with others,

don’t you?

 

NEIL

I…uh… I dunno.

 

CHAZ

Get dressed Neil, Simon!

You two are going to fetch

me Taylor and Sean, is that understood?

 

SIMON/NEIL

Yes Master.

 

(Chaz takes his pen-light out of his pocket and shines it in Simon’s eyes)

 

 

 

 

 

CHAZ

Now Simon, take this pocket light.

Shine it in Taylor’s and Sean’s

Eyes – tell them to sleep, deeply

Talk like me, hear my voice Simon,

And obey! Obey!

 

SIMON

Obey…

 

CHAZ

Get dressed now Simon! Here are Dino’s

Socks, Neil, you will wear Mitch’s

Socks!

 

SIMON

Yes master.

 

NEIL

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Neil, you will go with Simon.

When he hypnotizes his brothers,

your penis will harden. Repeat

that please.

 

NEIL

When Simon hypnotizes his brothers

my penis will harden, yes master!

 

CHAZ

Because you are so turned on

by hypnosis and the thought of

hypnotizing other men for me, aren’t you?

 

NEIL

Turned on by hypnosis… yes master.

 

CHAZ

Joel, you will go hypnotize Owen, bring

him to me once he is under. Get dressed

now, and here – take Curt’s socks, he won’t be

needing them… ever again. HA HA! Isn’t that

right Curt?

 

 

JOEL

Yes master. Curt’s socks…

 

(Joel takes Curts socks from Chaz, as Chaz turns his attention now to Curt)

 

CURT

I… don’t… understand…

 

CHAZ

(Walking toward Curt’s place in the line)

Curt, listen to me. Listen to

your master and obey!

 

CURT

Obey.

 

CHAZ

You will never wear socks again.

You hate socks – you want to be

Barefoot all the time. You will throw

Out all your socks and let your feet

Breathe. Is that understood?

 

CURT

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Then repeat what I just said to you, now!

 

CURT

…hate socks…throw out socks…go barefoot.

I understand and I will obey!

 

CHAZ

Now Curt, I want you to bring Adam

to me tonight – fully hypnotized, is

that understood?

 

CURT

Hypnotize Adam, yes master!

 

CHAZ

Now get dressed the four of you and

Bring me back four new slaves!

 

CURT/JOEL/NEIL/SIMON

Yes Master.

(The four men leave their places in the line and start to get dressed)

 

CHAZ

Now as for the rest of you,

Darren, Noah, Mitch, Peter

and Dino – all of you will stay

here and play…

 

PETER

Play…

 

CHAZ

Yes Peter, we are going to play.

You are getting so hot – so turned

on aren’t you Peter?

 

(Peter starts to squirm almost involuntarily)

 

PETER
Yes…

 

CHAZ

Feel your dick rising to my voice

Peter…getting harder and harder,

it sends you deeper and deeper

into my power! Your whole body

is rigid and under my power!

 

 

(Peter’s entire body becomes rock hard and visibly stiffer as every muscle in his body tightens and then freezes on command)

 

 

PETER

Yes Master!

 

CHAZ

Now Peter, which of your friends

here do you think is the sexiest?

 

PETER

Don’t know…

 

 

CHAZ

Yes you do Peter! Look into my

eyes and obey!

 

PETER

Ugh…

 

CHAZ
Now Peter, which of your friends

do you find the best looking?

 

PETER

Dino?

 

CHAZ

Dino, your mind is so relaxed but

the rest of your body is getting

rigid – feel your whole body

becoming a metal beam- tighter

Dino, tighter!

 

DINO

I…yes… it hurts.

 

(Dino was straining his body in compliance)

 

CHAZ

Now Dino, your penis is hardening

too as it is totally under my power!

Feel your dick getting harder and

harder Dino…

 

DINO

Yeah…

 

CHAZ

You like that, don’t you?

 

DINO

Yeth…

 

CHAZ

Now, Peter, turn towards Dino!

 

PETER

Yes Master!

 

CHAZ

Excellent! You two men have the

same size dicks. I think we should

compare them side by side, get a more

scientific comparative thing going on here! Don’t

you think so, Dino?

 

DINO

Yeth…

 

(Chaz grabs Peter’s erect penis and lightly pulls him closer to Dino’s)

 

PETER

Ugh…

 

CHAZ

Yes you like it when I hold your

penis like that, don’t you Peter?

 

PETER

Ah! Yes…!

 

CHAZ

You’re so turned on Peter, aren’t you?

 

PETER

Yes…!!

 

CHAZ

What about you Dino? Are you turned

on by all this?

 

DINO

I… Don’t know…

 

CHAZ

You are very turned on Dino.

Look at your penis!

 

(Chaz grabs Dino’s penis and begins to move it back and forth)

 

DINO

So turned on…

 

 

CHAZ

That’s right Dino, keep looking at

your erect dick as I move it back

and forth – makes you sleepy…

 

DINO

Sleepy…

 

CHAZ

Back and forth Dino, yes, your

penis is getting harder and harder…

your eyes are getting heavier,

you’re going deeper and deeper

into hypnosis Dino… I am using

your own penis to hypnotize you!

 

DINO

Penis… Hyp-nah-tize me…

 

CHAZ
Now, Peter come closer!

 

PETER
Closer…

 

CHAZ

Listen to me very carefully Peter!

 

PETER

Listen…

 

CHAZ

I am attaching a magnet to the tip

of your penis – feel it harden even

more as I do! Can you feel it?

 

PETER

Yes…

 

CHAZ

Dino, I am putting a magnet on the

tip of your penis! It is now

completely magnetized, completely

hypnotized like you!

 

DINO

Yes…

CHAZ

Now in a moment, I am going to step

away. When I do, Peter, Dino

your dicks will come together-

They will be magnetized to each

other. Do you both understand?

 

DINO/PETER

Yes.

 

(Chaz walks toward Darren and Mitch. As he does, Peter and Dino are both pulled toward each others penises, almost violently)

 

CHAZ

Excellent my slaves! Now, Dino,

Peter, repeat after me:

You are my master, I am your slave!

 

(A blank faced, penis-glued duo respond like automatons, and in unison)

 

DINO/PETER

You are my master…

I am your slave!

 

CHAZ

Keep repeating it boys!

 

DINO/PETER

You are my master…

I am your slave!

 

CHAZ

Now Darren, do you like Mitch?

 

DARREN

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Look at Mitch! Look at his frozen

body – look at his hard dick pointing

to the sky…

 

(Chaz grabs Mitch’s penis and begins swaying it back and forth)

 

CHAZ (Cont’d)

On your knees Darren, and come closer!

 

DARREN

Closer…

 

CHAZ

You like this Mitch, don’t you?

 

MITCH

Yes Master.

 

CHAZ

Darren, why don’t you take over?

Grab Mitch’s penis like that… yes!

 

MITCH

Fuck! I’m gonna explode!

 

CHAZ

No Mitch! Obey your master! You

must not cum until I give you the

command. Is that understood?

 

MITCH

Yes Master.

 

CHAZ

Now Darren, in a moment, I’m

going to wake you up. You will

be your old self, but you will be

unable to stop playing with Mitch’s

penis. You will also realize that

you are naked and that you have

obviously been hypnotized. But when

I say the phrase “sleepy slave” you

Will go back into your trance. Do

you understand sleepy slave?

 

(Darren’s head slumps forward upon hearing his trigger phrase)

 

DARREN

Yeth math er

 

 

CHAZ

Now Darren, at the count of three, you

will awaken to your normal self, totally

powerless to do anything but obey me!

 

DARREN

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

1-2-3, wakey wakey Darren!

 

DARREN

Wow, I musta really been hypnotized!

 

CHAZ

Oh you were Darren! I promise!

 

DARREN

What the fuck is going on? Mitch?

Why am I holding Mitch’s dick?

Man, what have you done to me?

I’m totally fuckin’ naked? You

Perv, I’m gonna…

 

Darren tries to move but realizes he is paralyzed

 

CHAZ

Keep massaging Mitch’s penis Darren!

 

DARREN

I…what? What have you done to us?

 

CHAZ

Isn’t it obvious Darren? You and

Your friends are my hypno-slaves!

 

DARREN

Hypnoslaves? Man, you’re sick! Why

can’t I take my hand off his fuckin’

rod man? This is sick! Stop this!

 

CHAZ

No Darren, you like it!

 

DARREN

Yeah, you wish!

 

CHAZ

So why don’t you stop me as I bend

down behind you to lick the soles

of your feet?!

 

DARREN

Hey, get off of me!

 

CHAZ

Or if I lick the crack of your ass!

 

DARREN

That’s it! I can’t take this

anymore man, I’m not gay!

 

CHAZ

Then explain this Darren!

 

(Chaz grabs Darren’s balls from behind)

 

Why are you so hard?

 

DARREN

Y…you have me under some kind of

spell man, you hypnotized me! All of

us! You fuckin’ hypnotized all of us!

Holy shit! Look at Dino and Peter!

 

CHAZ

Yes! You’re all my hypnoslaves!

 

DARREN

Hey, I’m no one’s slave!

 

CHAZ

Then how come you’re so enthralled with

Mitch’s penis, Darren? Either you’re my

Hypnotized slave or you’re gay. Which is it?

 

DARREN

I…I… guess I’m your hypnotized slave!

 

CHAZ

That’s all I needed to hear! Mitch!

You may cum now!

 

MITCH

Aaaaaaarrrgh!!!

 

(Mitch’s eruption hits Darren square in the face, covering him with manseed for the first time in his life)

 

DARREN

Uch! That’s sick! He just fuckin’ came

all over me! I may not be able to move,

but I can certainly scream! HELP! ANYONE!

HELP! HELP!

 

CHAZ

Darren, my little sleepy slave!

 

DARREN
Yes Master!

 

CHAZ

I think it’s time you put Mitch’s

penis in your mouth Darren.

 

DARREN

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Now Mitch, at the count of three you will

Get hard again, ready to cum for the second

Time, this time in Darren’s eager mouth!

 

MITCH

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Excellent slave Mitch!

Now Noah my friend, what

do you think about what I have

done to you and your friends?

 

NOAH

I’m so turned on master.

 

CHAZ

Yes Noah, of course you are.

 

NOAH

Fuck me master!

 

CHAZ

In due time Noah, in due time.

 

NOAH

Yes master…

 

CHAZ

Now, whose bored? Ah yes, my two

Magnetized babe magnets – Dino

And Peter. What to do with you?

 

DINO/PETER

You are my master –

I am your slave!

 

CHAZ

Yes, we know that alredy!

You can stop saying that now!

 

DINO

Yes sir.

 

CHAZ

That’s master to you, Dino!

 

DINO

Yes… Master.

 

PETER

Yes Master.

 

CHAZ

Now, both of you, come unglued,

And look into my eyes!

 

PETER

Yes master.

 

Peter turns to look his master in the eyes

 

CHAZ

Peter, you are a hypnotist…

You want Dino, bad though.

He’s allowed you to hypnotize

him, here, take this watch.

When I say go, you will proceed

to hypnotize Dino. Once he is

under your power, you will do with

him what you’ve always wanted to-

 

PETER

Yes master.

 

(Peter takes the watch from Chaz and immediately begins to dangle it in front of Dino’s eyes)

 

CHAZ

Now, Dino, you will awaken at

the count of three, but you will

still be very much under my power.

I will always be your master.

But your friend Peter will

be trying to hypnotize you

 and you will allow him to do so…

Is that understood slave Dino?

 

DINO

Uh, yes master?

 

CHAZ

Now, awaken!

 

DINO

What the fuck? Man, why is everyone

naked?

 

PETER

Sleeeep Dino, sleeeeep!

 

DINO

Man, what is with you and

this hypnosis thing?

 

PETER

Watch the watch swing back

and forth Dino, allow it to

hypnotize you! Sleeep…

 

DINO

Can’t stop myself… I…

 

 

 

PETER

That’s it Dino, sleeeeep!

Hyp-no-tize!

 

DINO

Ugh.

 

(Dino’s head slumps forward in trance)

 

CHAZ

Who is your master, slave?

 

DINO

You are my master!

 

CHAZ

You will obey Peter!

 

DINO

I will obey Peter.

 

CHAZ

Enslave him, Peter, he’s yours.

Consider him, my gift to you!

 

PETER

Yes master! Slave Dino, take

holda my balls, now!

 

DINO

Yes master.

 

PETER

Now, bow before me! On your

knees slave boy!

 

DINO

Yes Master!

 

PETER

Worship it! Look at my cock Dino!

You know you want it!

Now put your mouth to it, Dino!

C’mon, obey me!

 

DINO

Yes master!

 

(Dino takes his friends erect dick into his mouth)

 

CHAZ

Excellent Peter, Dino now belongs

to you, use him like the dog that he is!

 

PETER

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Now, Darren and Mitch… what

to do with such a handsome

couple as you? You both must

obey your master fully, if we’re going

to take your conditioning to the next step!

 

MITCH/DARREN

Obey master…

 

CHAZ

I think we can come up with

something special for the

two of you. But it will

involve some long-term

brainwashing. Do you want me

to brainwash you Darren?

 

DARREN

Yes master. Brainwash me.

 

CHAZ

What about you Mitch? Do you

find it exciting, the thought

of someone brainwashing you?

 

MITCH

Yes master. I want to be

brainwashed, sir.

 

CHAZ

Then I have the perfect

video tape for the two of

you to watch come with me –

Both of you are sleepwalking

toward me – that’s it – come!

 

MITCH

Come…

 

DARREN

Come…

 

(Chaz leads the duo to the backroom)

 

Cut to:

 

 

Simon’s Brother’s apartment – INT.

 

TAYLOR

I don’t get it! I thought it

was Neil’s bachelor party!

tonight?

 

SEAN
Yeah, I’m off to bed dudes, sorry.

I’ve got an early morning meeting!

 

SIMON

Hold on Sean, come back here!

I need you and Taylor to help

Neil and I with this…

 

SEAN

What does it matter if Taylor

And I can be hypnotized? Shit,

I’m so tired now, you could

probably hypnotize me in a

second!

 

NEIL

If you guys are good subjects…

 

SIMON

Then maybe you could come to

Neil’s party and help us

out – no one is hypnotizeable!

 

TAYLOR
I told you dudes, count me in.

Let’s just go meet this hypnotist dude

and let him put us under!

 

 

SIMON

Sean, just sit down please!

I want you and Taylor to take a

Look at this light…

 

SEAN

Oh yeah Simon, it’s hypnotizing me!

 

TAYLOR

Shut up fool, just go with it!

 

SIMON

That’s right Taylor, just go with it!

You too Sean, come on… sleeeep!

Relax and listen to the sound

Of my voice as you stare into

the light…

 

SEAN

K, I think Taylor is in lala land.

I’m just falling…

 

NEIL

I think it’s working!

 

(Excitedly nudging Simon)

 

SIMON

Look deeper Sean, c’mon, deeper,

And deeper – listening to my voice-

Taylor, you are so relaxed now, so

deep…

 

TAYLOR

Deep…feels coool…

 

NEIL

Shit, I’m getting’ a boner! What’s that

all about? I’m supposed to be getting

married in a month!

 

SIMON

Me too! I dunno man… what’s

happening to us?

 

(Simon suddenly turns, blank-faced and begins swinging the light before Neil’s eyes, re-hypnotizing him as well. Once checking that all three guys are entranced, he himself trances out and walks zombie-like to the phone, dialing…)

 

SIMON

Master! They are all ready!

 

CHAZ

Excellent slave Simon, you know

what to do next, right?

 

SIMON

Yes master. We already rented

the costumes on the way over here!

 

CHAZ

Excellent slave Simon, get into

them and return here ASAP!

 

SIMON

Yes master!

 

Cut to:

 

INT. THE BAR – AN HOUR LATER

 

CHAZ

It would seem the strippers are

on their way. I think we all need

to clean up! Attention men. Clean

yourselves up and get dressed. You

will all still be under my power,

but you will be awake and thinking

it is two hours ago, the moment I

arrived. Whenever I say the phrase

“Sleepy Slave” to you, you will

all go into trance, understood?

 

GROUP

Yes master!

 

(The guys begin to clean themselves up. Mitch and Darren holding hands while doing so).

 

 

PETER

Lookit, if Neil and Simon miss

it, who cares! Just start Chaz

come on!

 

DARREN

Yeah – I still say you could

never hypnotize me!

 

MITCH

Who ya gonna hypnotize first Chaz?

 

CHAZ

Well, I guess we should know what 

the others think. Noah?

 

NOAH

Go for it dude!

 

CHAZ

Dino, Peter?

 

DINO

Whatever man.

 

PETER

It’s funny. I feel kinda

Hypnotized right now.

 

DINO

Yeah me too, sorta. Like I’m

Foggy headed, you know?

 

CHAZ

I guess I’ll hypnotize Mitch

first! Come up here Mitch!

 

MITCH

It’s never worked on me before, but what

the hay?

 

CHAZ

Just look into my eyes, Mitch! Deeper!

 

MITCH

I, ok.

 

CHAZ

So sleepy, so sleepy Mitch!

 

Mitch is suspended in semi-trance on stage as Simon walks in dressed as the Riddler; he is followed by Neil, dressed in an Aquaman costume, and his brothers, Taylor as Batman and Sean as Robin

 

CHAZ

Ah, I see the strippers have

arrived. Super! Actually, we still have

a few more super-strippers on their way…

 

(As Chaz finishes his sentence, the door to the bar opens up revealing a very hypnotized Joel dressed in a Flash costume and his brother, easily 6’5 and muscle pumped, donned appropriately, in a Superman’s costume, cape and all).

 

JOEL

Master. This is my brother Owen. He is

Hypnotized and dressed as Superman as you

Ordered!

 

CHAZ

(Leaving the frozen, hypnotized Mitch on stage to approach the harem of Super-hero strippers)

Yes, I can see that Joel. And you are which

Super-hero again?

 

JOEL

I am the Flash master, ready to do your bidding!

 

CHAZ

And who do we have here, Simon?

 

SIMON

Master, may I present to you,

a very hypnotized Aquaman, and

My brothers, Batman and Robin,

Also under my power at the moment!

 

PETER

Shit this is nuts! Simon, is

that really Taylor and Sean in there?

 

 

DARREN

Neil makes a good

Aquaman though. He does! He’s got the

blonde hair for it anyway…

 

DINO

Shit! They’re not even moving!

 

CHAZ

Oh they’ll be moving soon enough!

They’re our entertainment for tonight.

Aren’t you Aquaman?

 

NEIL

Yes Master!

 

SIMON

Master, Here are Batman and Robin,

Ready for you to enslave!

 

DARREN

This is too fuckin’ much! What’s all this

Slave stuff? And why the fuck are our friends

And their brothers dressed up

as fuckin’ superheroes?

 

CHAZ

Darren, Darren. It’s because they are

All my sleepy slaves!

 

DARREN

Yes master!

 

NOAH

Master, everyone is hypnotized!

 

CHAZ

Thank you Noah, sleep!

 

NOAH

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Now, come here, Robin!

 

SEAN

Come…

 

CHAZ

Look into my eyes, boy wonder.

Look into my kryptonite eyes, and

 Bow before me, your master!

 

SEAN

My master…

 

CHAZ

Now, Boy wonder, BOW!

 

SEAN

Yes master!

 

CHAZ

Now, Batman, no offence, but

With both Robin and Aquaman

 as my hypnotized slaves, do you

think you can resist my hypnotic powers?

 

TAYLOR

No…sir…

 

CHAZ

Look into my eyes Batman, and bow

before me!

 

TAYLOR

I…um…

 

CHAZ

Look deeper Taylor, obey me!

 

TAYLOR

Yes…

 

CHAZ

Bow!

 

TAYLOR

Yes master!

 

CHAZ

Now what to do with these three

Hypnotized superheroes? Neil

What did the villains in the comics

Make your heroes do?

 

NEIL

O…bey…

 

CHAZ

And then, what? What would Batman

be commanded to do if he were

completely hypnotized?

 

NEIL

Be made evil master.

 

CHAZ

Batman, look into my eyes!

You are my Bat-Slave. Your

Main mission is to hypnotize

All your fellow superheroes. Is that

understood,Batman, or should I say Taylor?

 

TAYLOR

YES MASTER! HYPNOTIZE Superheroes!

 

CHAZ

But first I want to see Robin

do a striptease, don’t you

Peter?

 

PETER

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Robin, my eyes enslave you…

Command you to be a stripper –

You will get completely naked for

us Sean, come on, obey me!

 

SEAN

Obey…

 

(Sean peels himself out of his Robin costume and is essentially naked except for his underwear. He stands for a moment, uncertain and wobbly)

 

CHAZ

What are you waiting for Sean?

Take it all off!

 

SEAN
Take it all off!

 

(Sean removes his underpants)

 

CHAZ

Ah, everyone see! Robin is naked!

And under my power!

 

(He ushers the naked Sean onto the stage and begins to do an exaggerated Vaudeville hypnosis routine, on the already entranced Sean, swinging his hands before his face).

 

 

Ha ha ha! Now,
Sean, why don’t you sit here near

Mitch. In fact, Mitch,

you can lie down. You are hypnotized

after all, aren’t you?

 

MITCH

Yes master. I am hypnotized.

 

CHAZ

Now, as for you Simon, you fulfilled

Part of our agreement – you brought me

Batman and Robin here, but there is

Still one person you haven’t brought

to me…

 

SIMON
Who master?

 

CHAZ

The Riddler!

 

(As Chaz says “the Riddler” Simon is programmed to go into character)

CHAZ (Cont’d)

I always wanted to have

an evil genius under my power -

 

SIMON

You can’t enslave me, I’m the Riddler

you fool!

 

CHAZ

Yes and you will soon be very connected

to Aquaman, in more ways than one!

 

SIMON

I…I…

 

CHAZ

Sleepy slave Simon!

 

SIMON

YES MASTER!

 

(The Riddler’s head plops forward onto his chest)

 

CHAZ

Now Riddler, are you under my power?

 

SIMON

Yes Master. I am under you power!

 

CHAZ

Fine, then take Aquaman out back

And remove his suit – we need him

Naked in seven minutes!

 

SIMON
Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Now, Batman, I don’t need to see

You naked Taylor – just take off

Your bat boots will you?

 

TAYLOR

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

And now your socks Taylor – take off

Your socks.

 

TAYLOR

Take off my socks…

 

CHAZ

Excellent – now lie down next to

Robin, slave.

 

TAYLOR

Yes master.

 

CHAZ

Now last but not least – we have

Superman and the Flash. I will

Definitely want to see the man of

Steel naked later, but for now, both of you,

Just remove your super-hero boots and take

Your place alongside Batman over there.

 

JOEL/OWEN

Yes Master!

 

(The brother’s remove their costumed boots, both are barefoot underneath, and both rush to comply with Chaz’s request to position themselves alongside the hypnotized Batman).

 

CHAZ

Now, we’re just about ready, except for… Curt.
He’s hypnotizing his 18-year old brother for

Us and he’s still not here. Oh well. I’m sure

He’ll be joining us shortly. Now onto the fun!

 

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